The Setting: a bathroom, around 7:00 a.m.
The Scene: a man and woman are in a bathroom, getting ready to go to work. A calico kitten scampers about the room.
Woman (attempting to sit on toilet as kitten tries to jump up there to get a drink): Stop it, Ruby! Stop it! Get out of the way. This is not your water bowl!
Man: At least you only have to try to keep her away long enough to sit down. She thinks I'm a fountain.