Ten things about underwear.
Calling them "underpants" is funnier than saying "underwear."
Women own something they call "period panties." Men don't know this, and they don't need to.
The Victoria's Secret 7 pairs for $26 panty sale is one of my favorite ways to spend $26.
I can get 16 preschoolers to wear their underwear to bed backwards by telling them it will give us a snow day the next day. I only say this when it's a sure bet that we're going to get snow.
Contrary to popular belief, thongs are NOT uncomfortable, and those who think they are have never tried them.
It makes my heart happy to be in the bathroom with my preschool boys, most of whom think they are pretty big stuff, and see their Superhero underwear.
Boxers are sexy.
When putting on my underwear, I always put my left leg in first. Always.
Static cling being what it is, sometimes people find a pair of rogue underpants lurking inside their clothes. Sometimes they find this out when they are getting dressed, and sometimes, they don't find it out until the underpants fall out of their pants leg, or so I've heard.
Life is too short for ugly underwear.