I looked at the picture and was just... I dunno, I'm not even a boob guy and I was like... does she know most will likely be staring at her boobs... Should I comment about that?... then I recall the stuff you had go on with said thing... so thought best not... and why is this a tribute to her daughters... wait, I thought she only had one daughter... maybe I was wrong?.... I don't exactly know her family or the like beyond random blogging and pics... oh god that isn't her daughter is it? Oh my fucken nuts... look away...!
I can hardly thank you for laughing so much. I would never have guessed that this little limerick would cause you so much anguish! (Would this be a bad time to tell you my plastic surgeon said no one would be able to tell they're fabricated if I were in a wet t-shirt contest?)
absolutely brilliant! I have to wonder how you could avoid the obvious Rhyme.... it was done so skillfully! "unfit"" s*** "and "sit" just seem to invite the obvious!
Hahaha! superb limerick.
ReplyDeleteThanks! I am a horrible poet, which is why I chose to write a poem for this week's writer's workshop challenge. Trying to get out of my box a little!
DeleteThat's the best booby poem I've ever read, lol. Maybe the only one, great way to look at a sucky situation! :)
ReplyDeleteIt's the first boobie poem I've ever written. Now I know how it feels to be a 6th grade boy.
DeleteFantastic. :)
ReplyDeleteWhy, thank you!
DeleteI loved it! I am new to your blog, may not know the back story, but is this about you?
ReplyDeleteIt's about me and my PERKY BOOBIES!
DeleteThat is fabulous! Way to make lemonade out of lemons!
ReplyDeleteThat's my theory. I'd rather laugh than cry.
DeleteLove it! Best booby poem ever!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Natalia! How many booby poems have you read, anyway? :)
DeleteAbsolutely perfect! That is one of the best limericks I've seen in a long time. I'll bet you were smiling when you wrote it!
ReplyDeleteThank you kindly! And you would have lost that bet. I labored over this for hours. I am NOT A POET!
DeleteWow. That's the awesomest boob poem ever!
ReplyDeleteMy husband got worried when he found out I was rhyming the word "sit", but I kept 'er clean!
DeleteIt took me ALL NIGHT to write mine, and you dashed this little beauty off in ten seconds!
ReplyDeleteI don't envy how you got there but I am INCREDIBLY jealous of your girls-at-attention! Also, your limerick skillz ain't half bad, neither!
ReplyDeleteThey truly are a work of art, as is my flat tummy, but I couldn't fit that into the limerick.
DeleteBest limerick ever! Love it.
ReplyDeleteThank you! It was a challenge.
DeletePure fiction!
ReplyDeleteBrilliant!!
ReplyDeleteThank you very much!
DeleteHoly crap talk about a mind fuck! >.<
ReplyDeleteI looked at the picture and was just... I dunno, I'm not even a boob guy and I was like... does she know most will likely be staring at her boobs... Should I comment about that?... then I recall the stuff you had go on with said thing... so thought best not... and why is this a tribute to her daughters... wait, I thought she only had one daughter... maybe I was wrong?.... I don't exactly know her family or the like beyond random blogging and pics... oh god that isn't her daughter is it? Oh my fucken nuts... look away...!
Then I read the poem and it all made sense.
Well played.
Jak at The Cryton Chronicles & Dreams in the Shade of Ink
I can hardly thank you for laughing so much. I would never have guessed that this little limerick would cause you so much anguish! (Would this be a bad time to tell you my plastic surgeon said no one would be able to tell they're fabricated if I were in a wet t-shirt contest?)
DeletePics or it didn't happen? (You know... when that happens?) lol
DeleteI promise you pics, Jak!
DeleteBold and brilliant!
ReplyDeleteYou are too, too kind!
Deleteabsolutely brilliant! I have to wonder how you could avoid the obvious Rhyme.... it was done so skillfully! "unfit"" s*** "and "sit" just seem to invite the obvious!
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