Wednesday, April 16, 2014

N is for Never Have I Ever

Let's play a game. I tell you things I have never done, you tell me whether you can say the same thing. Ready?

Never Have I Ever...

Drank coffee. Not a drop.

Been in labor. Both of my kids were scheduled c-sections.

Mowed a lawn.

Locked my keys in the car.

Eaten sushi. 

Gotten a speeding ticket.

Had a pedicure.

Broken 100 points while bowling.

Seen the movie "Titanic."

Gone to the bathroom on an airplane.

Played golf. Miniature golf doesn't count. Although I have driven a golf cart around on a golf course in the dark. Don't ask.

Been in a car accident.

Tag! You're It....





32 comments:

  1. Never been in labour; Never used the toilet on an airplane; Never played golf. Done all the others

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    1. Think you can make it to 'Murica next year and still be able to say you've never used the bathroom on a plane?

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  2. Never ever..mm I havent got pregnant yet so dont know what future holds and is C section very painful :( Please say NO!

    and some things I can remember - Never did adventure sports (water/ land anything). Only thing I did is rafting

    Never broken 100 points while bowling - me too.. cant remember anythng else.
    Btw u didnt watch titanic. But why ??

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    1. The first c-section hurts worse than the second one.

      I don't do adventure sports, either. I'm kind of a sissy.

      I didn't watch Titanic because (1) I can't stand Leonardo DiCaprio and (2) I knew how it ended :)

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    1. That saddens me greatly. Sushi? Really?

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    2. I didn't say I liked it, but I've tried it. Same with coffee. I can't believe you've never mowed the lawn and are so bad at bowling. :)

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    3. Ahhh, then that's better.

      If I ever mowed the lawn JUST ONCE, it might be expected of me again.

      It's the ball's fault.

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  4. Never had c section & never eaten sushi ( I am a vegetarian ).I don't own a car.

    I loved your blog post ....such an original idea !

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    1. Thank you! Not owning a car takes care of three of them, doesn't it?

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  5. I've never had coffee or been in labor. But I've done the others!

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    1. It's so hard to find someone else who has never had coffee.

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  6. I have never seen "Titanic" either...I know how it ends, so really what's the point?

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    1. My point exactly. That, and I can't stand Leonardo DiCaprio.

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  7. Bowling and golf! That's what I haven't done yet! All the rest are donzoa!! :D

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    1. I'm not good at organized sports. Or unorganized ones.

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  8. I love coffee! Never been in labor…don't have kids. :) And I do everything I can to not have to use the bathroom on an airplane but sometimes you've just got to go. :)

    Madeline @ The Shellshank Redemption
    Minion, Capt. Alex's Ninja Minion Army
    The 2014 Blogging from A-Z Challenge

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    1. The first thing I do when I get off the plane is head for the restroom, but so far, so good.

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  9. I've never had coffee, a pedicure, or a speeding ticket. Guilty as charged on the rest. The worst was locking my keys in the car WITH my preemie baby inside (who was hooked up to an apnea monitor at the time!) Fortunately, someone slimjimmed the door open before my son had an episode.

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    1. OMG NO WAY!!!!! I did the same thing with the baby... thank GOD no apnea monitor...he was preemie though and I was panicked!!!!!

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    2. Has the statute of limitations run on turning both of you into the authorities?!

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  10. Titanic,pedicure, bowling, labor... never...
    coffee, speeding, bowling, flying toilet...once
    golf...never again...don't ask.

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    1. See, when you say "flying toilet" you pretty much sum up why I can't go in there.

      One of these days, I'm gonna ask....

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    2. The last thing I remember is my then boyfriend saying "did you hear that?!" He was referring to the sound of the club coming in contact with my skull... I was already passed out on the ground by then...

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  11. Golf, bowling, mowing, or toe stuff...no, but coffee? Really? I don't know if I can know you... ;)

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  12. From your list, I concur with the following:

    Been in labor.
    Mowed a lawn.
    Locked my keys in the car.
    Gotten a speeding ticket.
    Play golf (unless you count going to a golf range to attempt to hit some balls.)

    What is the longest plane ride you have been on? It is not something I enjoy doing, but I am not afraid of them, and when I hear about how dirty the water is, I just cover my ear and shut my eyes and go "la la la!" But having been on a 7 hour flight before (with food and beverages consumed) it was pretty impossible to not.

    Kate at Daily discovery

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  13. I've done the coffee, labour, and locked keys in the car, all the others - never :)

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