As his feet clattered down the stairs that morning, she put the finishing touches on her already-clean kitchen, running the bleach-soaked dishcloth across the counter one last time, making sure each tiny bit of cloth was collected, while the miniscule hole carefully pierced into the mop bucket trickled water into a growing pool on the linoleum.
"I poured your coffee when I heard you coming," she said, offering her cheek to him for a quick kiss and gesturing to his place at the breakfast bar, already neatly set with breakfast dishes and a steaming cup of coffee, the morning paper next to his napkin. A bowl of marmalade shimmered in a patch of sunlight that streamed through the kitchen window, and the toaster sat nearby at the ready, two slices of bread already in the slots.
Before he had a chance to sit down, she called over to him from the stove, "Darling, would you push the toast down while I finish your egg?"
"Well, would you look at this," he said as he reached across the counter to push the lever down. "It looks like a mouse has gnawed on this cord and caused it to fray," and with the mop water now quietly covering the soles of his wingtip shoes, he reached for the cord; the sound of the electricity coursing through his body startled her for just a moment, and then she smiled sweetly to herself as she slid her sunny-side up egg onto a plate and prepared to enjoy it with a slice of bread and some marmalade.
At first I didn't understand about the carefully pierced hole in the mop bucket, but she planned the whole thing, the sociopath. I suspect she got tired of caring for all his needs and I bet he was unappreciative of all her efforts. Husbands ought to be warned.
ReplyDeleteI think he was probably very demanding about keeping the house clean. He was asking for it.
DeleteWelcome home! There hasn't been a good murder in a long time
ReplyDeleteThank you, thank you, thank you! It's good to be back!
DeleteOhhhh, thank you! It's too bad she couldn't have toasted her bread....
ReplyDeleteExcellent! You put more story in 6 sentences than some books do. You're such a great writer.
ReplyDeleteThank you so much! You always make my heart soar!
DeleteSomehow I had a feeling someone was going to get it... ;)
ReplyDeleteGreat story!
I have a dark side....
DeleteHa! I love this so much!! Perfectly calculated.
ReplyDeleteThanks so much!
Deletegood to have the lethal female contingency representing!
ReplyDelete(sorry get all thug on the Comment…. good Six!)
lol
Thanks! It's a thug life.
DeleteYou and your 6's have been missed!
ReplyDeleteHow delightfully...deadly this was :)
Don't ask me why but I've got a 1940's maybe 1950's kitchen scene going on here lol
Thank you, Denise! And definitely a 1950s kitchen! You know how I think!
DeleteLuckily that never happened to me, mind you I was the first one up and she got a cup of tea in bed while I got my own breakfast before dashing off to work. I must have been doing something right. Great story!
ReplyDeleteThank you! Beware the toaster!
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