Thursday, August 22, 2013

All It's Cracked Up To Be

I had to fill out a questionnaire this week, and on it, I was asked what my hobbies were. All I could come up with at the time was blogging and driving my 14 year old daughter around to all of her activities.

Then today, I read the writing prompts for this week's Mama Kat's Writer's Workshop and decided to give #3 a try: Open your picture folder, close your eyes, and pick a random photo to share and write about. 

When I did this and saw the picture I pointed to, I realized I did, indeed have a hobby.




I take surreptitious pictures of butt cracks.




Some people are, literally, sitting ducks.



Some practically seem to be begging for it.




Sometimes, I have to stalk my prey. I followed this guy around a water park for twenty minutes before I was able to get the shot I wanted. And it was worth it.




Seriously, how do you not feel the breeze against your bare skin? This was at a football game, for crying out loud. It was COLD.




So, let my hobby serve as a reminder to you. Keep it covered, people, keep it covered.

I am ruthless.


26 comments:

  1. Oh wow! My favorite pair of jeans has a tendency to slip down if I sit too quickly. BUT (no pun intended) I always feel the draft and pull my shirt down or my pants up! It does make you wonder...
    Stopping by from Mama Kat's.

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    1. Mine slip down sometimes, too, but I am AWARE of it and remedy it immediately (especially since I know there are people out there just WAITING to get me).

      Thanks for stopping by!

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  2. AHHHH! I'm blind! Seriously, water parks are the worst, but the grocery store is no picnic either. And I totally agree - don't these people FEEL THE WIND ON THEIR BUTTS!?!?!?!

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    1. It makes the jeans pulled down over the boxers not seem so bad, since I'd rather see someone's underpants than their butt crack.

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  3. One of these days, you are going to get caught. I can't wait to read that post. :)

    I have to say, this is one hilarious hobby. Makes me like you even more.

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    1. I'm totally with Christine on looking forward to the post describing when you get caught...although I doubt that the fear of getting caught will deter her in any way and I suspect she will now take up the hobby as well. I'll always have to be on guard! Thanks.a.lot for giving her the idea.

      But it is a funny hobby...kind of awesomesauce really.

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  4. Haha, my husband is a Butt Crack King. I would take a picture if I DIDN'T see his butt crack. I did however, take a picture of my daughter's butt crack peeking out from her diaper, so I could, for once and for all, prove to him that she is his (the fact that she sports his face isn't enough, apparently) ;-)

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    1. If you can't set a good example, then make sure you set a really bad one.

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  5. OMG, that's hilarious! I just laughed myself to tears reading this. That is The. Best. Hobby. Ever!!

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  6. I would just like to say that I love you.

    That is all....

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  7. This is hilarious, Dyanne. And I totally agree - how do you NOT know your butt is hanging out?

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    1. Maybe all the insulation makes it harder to feel the cool breeze.

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  8. And all this time I thought you were a tits girl!

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    1. *coughs in a way which sounds suspiciously like 'Golden Sideboob'*

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  9. LOL! Well as far as hobbies go, it's still not the most embarrassing I've ever heard of. That honour goes to someone who crocheted those god awful barbie doll toilet roll covers.

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    1. My grandma had one of those in her bathroom, along with a kleenex box cover that had a mask of a doll's face on one side, and the other three plus the top (minus an opening for the kleenex) covered in fake fur hair. What a flashback!

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  10. What a great hobby! I may take it up one day, especially if I keep seeing good such examples for your collection.

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    1. It is very addicting. I have several friends who have sent me pics when they've been out (love being thought of when someone sees a butt crack....).

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  11. LOL Now that's an interesting hobby and should keep you pretty busy snapping photos everywhere you go.

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    1. The trick is not to get caught doing it. That's where my ninja skills come in handy.

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  12. Oooh. I've seen some crack that's given me nightmares..

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