Then today, I read the writing prompts for this week's Mama Kat's Writer's Workshop and decided to give #3 a try: Open your picture folder, close your eyes, and pick a random photo to share and write about.
When I did this and saw the picture I pointed to, I realized I did, indeed have a hobby.
I take surreptitious pictures of butt cracks.
Some people are, literally, sitting ducks.
Some practically seem to be begging for it.
Sometimes, I have to stalk my prey. I followed this guy around a water park for twenty minutes before I was able to get the shot I wanted. And it was worth it.
Seriously, how do you not feel the breeze against your bare skin? This was at a football game, for crying out loud. It was COLD.
So, let my hobby serve as a reminder to you. Keep it covered, people, keep it covered.
I am ruthless.