I'm coming up on a whole lot of anniversaries. Today, it's the anniversary of the mammogram and diagnostic ultrasound that were ordered because of the "jellybean" in my left breast.
JELLYBEANS ARE FOR CANDY DISHES, NOT BOOBIES!
If you don't have an up-close and personal relationship with your boobies, ladies, I suggest you start one NOW.
And, above all, SOMEONE BUY ME A SHIRT WITH THIS ON IT: