Not ONCE has my mind been blown by anything prefaced with the words "mind blowing."
I refuse to give credence to any recipe on Pinterest (or elsewhere) that uses the word "crack" to describe it.
That being said, I do love the game Trivia Crack. I finally found an outlet for all that worthless information I hold in my wee little brain.
My JBL bluetooth speaker is so cool. Everything sounds good on it. EVERYTHING, I tell you!
I can tell how cold it is outside by how many cats are on my bed.
The Changing of the Guard at Buckingham Palace has nothing on three cats vying for the same spot on said bed, that space being where my feet are supposed to be.
Approximately 50 pounds of cat takes up a lot of space.
Ruby eventually bows out of the battle for the coveted spot in the bed and lies right on my bladder.
A very small kitty cat, when lying on a full bladder, eventually feels as though it weighs about a thousand pounds.
Second day hair looks better than first day hair, but it feels worse.
Never underestimate cereal. It can be breakfast. Or lunch. Or dinner. It can be dessert. You can eat it with milk on it, or you can eat it dry, which makes it a snack. If you eat dry cereal while wearing a scarf, you can have a second snack later, because you will surely find some of the cereal tucked away in the folds of that scarf. Or so I've heard....
I hate that stupid Candy Crush. Please send me lives and tickets so I can continue to hate it, mmkay?
I mooned half an auditorium of people at the show choir competition last weekend when I stood up after forgetting that my jeans had slid down a little as I sat down in my seat.
Even if I HAD remembered that my jeans slid down an hour earlier when I scooted in my seat, I don't really see how I could have adjusted them without standing up first, so I would have mooned everyone, regardless.
Shoulda worn a belt.
I hate belts.
While full blown panic hasn't set it yet, I am a little concerned about the A to Z Challenge and whether I'm going to have a theme or go with my usual fly by the seat of my pants routine.
That I have already had pants issues this week makes me think I should go with a theme.
Anybody got a theme for me?