Sunday, March 24, 2013

Ta Ta Party - Revisited



Where were YOU a year ago today? Anybody who was anybody was at my Ta Ta to the Ta Ta's party, either in body or in spirit, as I bade (a not so fond) farewell to my boobies. If life gives you cancer, after all, what can be better than thumbing your nose at it with a party? ESPECIALLY one that included a boobie cake.  And gifts, both silly (boobie crown, for example) and splendidly useful (such as the amazing things my friends from my old Warner Bros. days sent).  There was considerable laughter (can anyone say "squirrel margarita"?), and tears were not allowed. Read all about it:





Originally posted March 24, 2012

I Think, Therefore, I Can. I Think


Ever see "The Music Man"? As part of his swindle, Professor Harold Hill teaches the "think system" to the boys who have ordered marching band instruments, telling the boys that if they THINK about it hard enough, they will be able to play.  I've decided to employ the Think System for myself - if I THINK hard enough that everything will be fine, then it WILL be. 

We waste a lot of time borrowing trouble, worrying about things that might never happen. I believe in self-fulfilling prophecy. I often tell my kids if they THINK they're going to do poorly on a test, performance, etc., then they surely WILL do poorly.  Think positively for a positive outcome (Jeez, I really AM a Pollyanna!). It's about time I started practicing what I preach.

The boobies have to go. They have been very, very bad. And I could cry about this loss or celebrate the beginning of a new chapter.  Enter the Ta Ta to the Ta Ta's party.

I am so grateful to Melinda for putting together a fabulous party for me! I didn't cry ONCE, which was my goal (Think System at work), although I came thisclose with the cards and gifts from my former co-workers at Warner Bros. There were a lot of little birds at work, pulling off that surprise, including my husband and Melinda. Well done, all of you! (Presents were entirely unnecessary. I truly only wanted to be surrounded by laughing friends, but I love them all and I'm not giving them back.) 

My friend Kathy made me laugh so hard I cried (the GOOD kind of tears) when she told of going to Hallmark to buy me a card and finding out that breast cancer cards are only available in October. Her reaction upon hearing this from the card store employee? "Damn you, Dyanne Dillon, for having breast cancer when it isn't October!" We took pictures of me holding the boobie cake in front of my chest, my friend Dawn fondling the nipples. Then, they made me lick the nipples on the cake and bite one of them off. How can you feel sorry for yourself with friends like that?! 

I'm still mad and sad and scared that this is happening to me. But if I can think myself better with laughter and silliness, then Professor Hill was onto something. And I will do it wearing my new boobie crown. Watch me.

9 comments:

  1. It's impossible to not admire you.

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    1. Aw, thanks, Vanessa! You are, as always, too kind to me!

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  2. They only sell breast cancer cards in October?!?! Stupid Hallmark.
    Your friends sound completely awesome.
    I like your attitude.

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    1. Yeah, don't go gettin' breast cancer the other eleven months of the year or no card for you!

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  3. So how are your boobies now? Are you doing okay? I keep reading to figure out where you are with things. Sorry i missed your blogoversary. I was getting ready for BlissDom in Texas. I hope you have had a fabulous month living in my sidebar - and maybe a little extra traffic has come your way. Off to tweet you!

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    1. My boobies are AWESOME, Renee! No longer look like they had the very life drained out of them. Health-wise: so far, so good! THANK YOU for allowing me to camp out in your sidebar! I've gotten lots of extra traffic!

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  4. Ok so I started here but what a start...I have a great boob cake on my blog to congratulate my buddy amy and three other women for completing their chemo runs...my mom was the only one without a double mastectomy.... so at the request of the other three we had a cream filled boob cake... It was a blast to make but eating it....now that was something!

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    1. My friend made me lick the nipples and took a picture of me. It was certainly a little odd to eat a boobie cake, and I can only imagine what a spin it would put on it to have the cake be cream filled!

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    2. And if you read my entries from the very beginning of my blog, March and April of 2012, you'll know pretty much all there is to know.

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