I have never had even one itsy bitsy sip of coffee.
I have never experienced labor.
I have never been in a car accident.
I have never played golf. (But I've driven a golf cart. On a golf course. In the dark....)
I have never eaten sushi.
I have never, even in college, drunk so much alcohol that I got sick. (See my aversion to getting sick here).
I have never mowed a lawn.
I have never changed a tire.
I have never smoked a cigarette. (I PRETENDED to occasionally, to look cool, but I just held it and waved it around.)
I have never gotten a speeding ticket.
I have never shoplifted, although someone I was with took a pair of patterned tights that I wanted to buy and stuck them in a shopping bag and walked out of the department store with them, because she didn't want to take the time for me to wait in line to buy them. I was MORTIFIED and sure the Shoplifting Police were going to find me. I was so shaken up by it that, as I was putting the tights on later that day to wear to a concert, I stuck my thumbnail through them and ruined them, then had to return to the department store and actually BUY a pair, WHICH IS WHAT I WAS TRYING TO DO IN THE FIRST PLACE.
I have never eaten a s'more. (I like the individual components, but I don't want to eat them all together. Except I like Moon Pies, so that doesn't really make a lot of sense.)
I have never owned a dog.
I have never learned to swim.
I have never had a pedicure.
I have never seen the Hornet Spook Light. I've never even TRIED to see the Hornet Spook Light.
Anybody have any pennies left? (Shout out to Donna, Jennifer and Amy with a big "I doubt it.") Go ahead and challenge me.