Because I Couldn't Come Up With 20

Get a roll of pennies ready and play "I Have Never" with me. Throw in a penny for every one of these you've done, but I haven't.

I have never had even one itsy bitsy sip of coffee.

I have never experienced labor.

I have never been in a car accident.

I have never played golf. (But I've driven a golf cart. On a golf course. In the dark....)

I have never eaten sushi.

I have never, even in college, drunk so much alcohol that I got sick. (See my aversion to getting sick here).  

I have never mowed a lawn.

I have never changed a tire.

I have never smoked a cigarette. (I PRETENDED to occasionally, to look cool, but I just held it and waved it around.)

I have never gotten a speeding ticket.

I have never shoplifted, although someone I was with took a pair of patterned tights that I wanted to buy and stuck them in a shopping bag and walked out of the department store with them, because she didn't want to take the time for me to wait in line to buy them. I was MORTIFIED and sure the Shoplifting Police were going to find me. I was so shaken up by it that, as I was putting the tights on later that day to wear to a concert, I stuck my thumbnail through them and ruined them, then had to return to the department store and actually BUY a pair, WHICH IS WHAT I WAS TRYING TO DO IN THE FIRST PLACE.

I have never eaten a s'more. (I like the individual components, but I don't want to eat them all together. Except I like Moon Pies, so that doesn't really make a lot of sense.)

I have never owned a dog.

I have never learned to swim.

I have never had a pedicure.

I have never seen the Hornet Spook Light. I've never even TRIED to see the Hornet Spook Light.

Anybody have any pennies left? (Shout out to Donna, Jennifer and Amy with a big "I doubt it.") Go ahead and challenge me.