Stupid people who are given driver's licenses and who then proceed to GET IN MY WAY when I'm trying to drive somewhere.
Sweet salads that turn out to have cottage cheese in them.
Scooping the litter box.
Anything involving car repairs.
Feeling left out or forgotten.
Realizing you really need reading glasses.
Hitting your head hard on something and having no one to blame but yourself.
Constantly misplacing stuff. Constantly.
I'm done for now. There WILL be a sequel....