"I'm going to die."
"No, no, you aren't, but tomorrow morning, you're going to wish you could die."
"I've thrown up everything in my stomach and I think the soles of my feet are all that's left to come up."
"Have you learned a lesson from all this?"
"Don't eat take out pad thai before a night of binge drinking?"
"That's right, sweetie, now try to get some sleep."
Linking up with Denise at Girlie On The Edge's Blog for Six Sentence Stories with the prompt "pad"
Lesson learned the hard way, and hopefully won't be repeated.
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine how awful it would be to experience this!
DeleteYikes a double whammy. Nice take.
ReplyDeleteOh the agony!
ReplyDeleteI've never been there, so I can only imagine!
DeleteSomebody should have told her before..
ReplyDeleteMaybe she had to find out the hard way!
Deleteyeah, but the noodles* totally would have helped by soaking up the akahol and thereby making it easily disposed of ...in the toilet/bath tub/outside the front door/down the side of the passenger side door/on the floor mat/all over Dunkin Donuts bathroom
ReplyDelete*yeah, had to lookup the dish and the pitchas look like they'd very much work... (not that I've had any experience, something like this happened to a friend in college)
Hopefully the lesson was learned - yuck!
DeleteHaven't had a drop since Jimmy Carter was in the White House. Wake UP not sick every day! Love this one.
ReplyDeleteThanks! I don't drink and I don't throw up (have only thrown up 3 times in my life, the last time was December 23, 1971). I do like pad thai, but I never want to see it more than once :)
DeleteE-e-wwww! Disgusting! Made me laugh :)
ReplyDeleteFunny when it's someone else, right?
DeleteAm i the only one (probably) who wonders why anyone would want to binge drink to begin? Having the pad thai would be enough of a happy night for me.
ReplyDeleteI'm with you! I don't drink and I can't imagine drinking until you're throwing up! Just the pad thai is good enough for me, too!
DeleteThis brought back memory of one such night !
ReplyDeleteA lesson well learned.
Oh, no! Poor you!
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