tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3814181789754982227.post3963000860257252179..comments2024-03-26T19:09:09.890-05:00Comments on Backsies Is What There Is Not: Deep Thinking From Someone Whose Christmas Vacation Keeps Getting Extended And If She Doesn't Get Back To Work Soon, She Will Be Too Fat To Get Out The DoorDyanne @ I Want Backsieshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04946323852124525597noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3814181789754982227.post-20076974103173843762014-01-11T22:06:55.071-06:002014-01-11T22:06:55.071-06:00"I was unaware that I smoked crack and made g..."I was unaware that I smoked crack and made grocery lists, but this proves otherwise."<br /><br />I have not laughed out loud that hard in forever. Thank you! :)<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3814181789754982227.post-11739684967965030282014-01-10T17:15:32.713-06:002014-01-10T17:15:32.713-06:00I don't know. I kind of think you should hole ...I don't know. I kind of think you should hole up inside more often. You have some gems on here. From now on, I shall use the term 'banana bedsores' and think of you. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3814181789754982227.post-82028186143124818132014-01-08T21:07:40.629-06:002014-01-08T21:07:40.629-06:00I'm making a shiv, hoping for tomorrow.I'm making a shiv, hoping for tomorrow.Dyanne @ I Want Backsieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04946323852124525597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3814181789754982227.post-87941502735271020122014-01-08T21:06:53.110-06:002014-01-08T21:06:53.110-06:00The banana thing is better in theory than in pract...The banana thing is better in theory than in practice. Dyanne @ I Want Backsieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04946323852124525597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3814181789754982227.post-54869868012268996172014-01-08T20:57:36.857-06:002014-01-08T20:57:36.857-06:00Oh my goodness! I cannot stop laughing! So, this i...Oh my goodness! I cannot stop laughing! So, this is what cabin fever is like? If I were a totally selfish person I would wish more bad weather on you so you could go a little crazier and ramble some more. But I'm not selfish so I hope you bust outta Shawshank soon.....Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09544185213746159372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3814181789754982227.post-69812502209965183642014-01-08T00:45:25.223-06:002014-01-08T00:45:25.223-06:00Wow Dyanne! You fix your car the same way I do. If...Wow Dyanne! You fix your car the same way I do. If I can't hear it, then it must be ok. I am sure you still fit through the door. <br /><br />BTW, I used to have one of those banana things and finally threw it out as I was the only one who used it. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04330028533959117858noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3814181789754982227.post-74139710282229874262014-01-07T12:16:43.265-06:002014-01-07T12:16:43.265-06:00Did I mention that the banana hanger tips over eas...Did I mention that the banana hanger tips over easily, too?Dyanne @ I Want Backsieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04946323852124525597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3814181789754982227.post-78954023359131560682014-01-07T12:16:00.628-06:002014-01-07T12:16:00.628-06:00Real clothes made me feel less like a nursing home...Real clothes made me feel less like a nursing home patient.Dyanne @ I Want Backsieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04946323852124525597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3814181789754982227.post-32426385549229361632014-01-07T07:49:20.153-06:002014-01-07T07:49:20.153-06:00Why would you put on real clothes? Why would you put on real clothes? Mrs. Always Randomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05621796911952199649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3814181789754982227.post-4056107049611168452014-01-07T01:30:35.809-06:002014-01-07T01:30:35.809-06:00OH MAN! That canNOT have been good with the cumin ...OH MAN! That canNOT have been good with the cumin mix-up! EW!<br /><br />And no. Bananana hangers just make it look funner. <br /><br />Hope you get out soon :)Lizzihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17480448062269641320noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3814181789754982227.post-88279132746667726932014-01-06T21:18:32.791-06:002014-01-06T21:18:32.791-06:00I think straightening irons were one of the world&...I think straightening irons were one of the world's best inventions. This is what you need, the BaByliss PRO Nano Titanium. It is worth every penny. Spray your hair with Redken Hot Sets 22 before using the straightening iron on it. I have really thick, curly hair, and this combination makes it smooooooth and straight. Unless there is really high humidity, then forget it, I have to wear it curly.Dyanne @ I Want Backsieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04946323852124525597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3814181789754982227.post-53677784063634777772014-01-06T21:07:04.035-06:002014-01-06T21:07:04.035-06:00Wouldn't I remember a time when I needed Laffy...Wouldn't I remember a time when I needed Laffy Taffy, root beer and kitten food? And who ever needs Laffy Taffy anyway? <br />I put on real clothes today. It felt kind of good. Dyanne @ I Want Backsieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04946323852124525597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3814181789754982227.post-21638374705308340162014-01-06T20:59:44.933-06:002014-01-06T20:59:44.933-06:00Think how many of those pony tail holders have bee...Think how many of those pony tail holders have been sold on the strength of a big fat lie.<br />And I'd love to hang out in your cubicle tomorrow, if only I could get out my driveway!Dyanne @ I Want Backsieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04946323852124525597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3814181789754982227.post-67655215993129201462014-01-06T20:52:12.050-06:002014-01-06T20:52:12.050-06:00Oh my word, I love it when you are in one of your ...Oh my word, I love it when you are in one of your rambling moods! My husband, who is half lying on me and preventing me from typing comfortably, woke and mumbled "Huh?" when I laughed out loud. I tried to hold it in, and did a good job through the banana hammock, but the crack-smoking and grocery-list making sent me over the edge. <br />I'm with you. I love being at home in my pajamas, but this many days in a row is getting a bit too much even for me. Of course, by Friday, when the kids have been back to school for two days, I'll be wanting my PJs back.Christinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17209807996463889703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3814181789754982227.post-14178281646140927442014-01-06T20:38:22.123-06:002014-01-06T20:38:22.123-06:00I too have been tricked by the lie of the pony tai...I too have been tricked by the lie of the pony tail holder that leaves no mark! And if you like, we can switch places and you can hang out in my cubicle tomorrow :)Kate @ Another Clean Slatehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08646464393586461119noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3814181789754982227.post-4609451923520377712014-01-06T20:33:34.873-06:002014-01-06T20:33:34.873-06:00I went for a haircut on Saturday and the hairdress...I went for a haircut on Saturday and the hairdresser told me that having to wear a ponytail and hairnet all day every day was suffocating my hair. <br /><br />She also straitened it which I never have the skill or patience or a hot enough flat iron to do myself. It's the first time in years I actually walked around with two day hair. It's now back to it's normal wavy mess. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17664909801454351135noreply@blogger.com